I noticed i've been writing things that are far too meaningful for my target audience, that being myself. so i'll take things down a notch and tell me a story about something I may or may not have actually done.
my wife was killed by a one armed man, so I was mad and sad. then, they accused me so I ran away. then I saved a busload of schoolchildren from a fire, and all their mothers liked me. and then I carved a totem pole, it went: frog, rabbit, bear, horse, cougar, pigeon, rat. from top to bottom, in that order. then I rolled the totem pole down a hill and it crushed all the innocent bystanders exactly the way a feather wouldn't. (the bystanders were evil for some reason)
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this is a website where I will post useless garbage that has little to no bearing on reality. also, I'm not gonna use too many capitol letters. maybe I'll have other fun/groovy stuff.
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- dannyboytward
- when I die, I want my skeliton to be burried under a big tree, when I'm alive I want my skeliton to be used as a fancy coatrack for meat and organs
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The thing with blogs is those closest to you have already heard all the things you've written about, so you can't impress your friends, and strangers don't care.
It was a lynx, not a cougar. You must be colour-blind.
-Alex
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