Brain

Last night something of unspeakable evil happened to my brain. Today me and math homework are not getting along. We used to be best friends. Picknicks in the park, long strolls by the beach, making snowmen, integrating functions, finding tangent volumes to four dimentional graphs. And it just got better and better. No more. So sad.
I told math we were on a break. he told me I have a test comming up and he's the only one with any say in the matter. Then I stabbed him with a coat hanger. Like that fetus. He never saw it comming. Like that fetus.

The Extent of my Love

Tonight I wrote a song called the extent of my love with Kristen and Alex. Its the corniest peace of garbage to ever walk the face of the earth. And oh how it walks. Not a graceful walk.. It walks like an elephant kangaroo hybred. But at the same time it's graceful in a very that-butch-girl-from-"a leage of their own" kind of way. You should all listen to it, if you want to ask me and I'll email it. 4 megs ish.

Also I found those prickly balls on my sock and I don't know how they got there. cause I was wearing shoes. strange. almost as strange as if there was an elephant hiding in my shoes. actually elephants are good at hiding. Have you ever seen the elephants in the smarties boxes?.....pretty good disguise eh.....

poke the bunny

this is the best website ever

http://www.platinumgrit.com/poke.html

you get to poke a bunny. You'll like it. Maybe even too much.........
don't poke any real rabbits, I got bit. in the neck too. damn langomorph, I'll poke it good......when it least suspects it. I think king louis invented poking, or at least he should have. If not, then I invented poking. take that king louis (lousy dead guy)

shut up fishbayn

fishbayn, you suck.

hot hot hot

I just ate a pepperoni stick that was so hot I got dizzy. and my fingers feel fuzzy. and I drew in all the wrinkels of my knuckels with blue ink. I think it makes me look distinguished. Not as distinguished as that one guy though. man was he ever distinguished. you know the guy. the one with the sleeves. all I have to do is kill him and then I'll be the distinguishedest. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

dissapeared

it would seem my website has vanished. I can't find it, but i can still type this. odd. where could it be hiding? I think so much coolnes distributed to so many people over the internet would have made the world explode, so they got rid of it untill they could find away to stabalize the coolness. Sometimes when pencils are missing they are behind me ear. Maybe that's where the website is....I can't see back there without a mirrir. plus I'm wearing a hat, so I couldn't see back there even with a mirror.

god hates me

today I got a pamphlet. it was thumbtacked to a telephone pole and I ripped it down. then I read it in a crazy preacher voice on the street. loudly.


"you will die and be cast into the lake of fire because of your sin...you have god's word on it."

scary eh?

I hope I make that cool sizzling sound when I go in the lake. like when you put rice krispies in hot soup. or anything hot. or milk, but louder and faster. maybe they weren't rice krispies anyway. it was at a chinese restaurant.

why am I so cool?

when I was born, a leaf from the cool plant fell on my head. Then I found sunglasses. then I said "ehhhh!" like fozzy. or fonzie, I can't remember. so, on with the story. then I found a majic lamp and the genie said you're so cool. so I wished for some candy. and he gave it to me. I didn't want anything else but I keep the lamp in my pants. then I say, you want to see the genie come out of its lamp, and point to my crotch. no one ever says yes, their loss.

yum.....website

today I have a website, tommorw I might have a golden orb. Or a glowing fiery orb: a mobe, as it were. Who can tell? Not I. Maybe a mountain guru. or a forest guru. as long as they have a long beard. no beardless guru's. it would seem I have left capitals behind.