god hates me

today I got a pamphlet. it was thumbtacked to a telephone pole and I ripped it down. then I read it in a crazy preacher voice on the street. loudly.


"you will die and be cast into the lake of fire because of your sin...you have god's word on it."

scary eh?

I hope I make that cool sizzling sound when I go in the lake. like when you put rice krispies in hot soup. or anything hot. or milk, but louder and faster. maybe they weren't rice krispies anyway. it was at a chinese restaurant.